Just Say NO to Faux Donuts

In the English language (or at least the dialect spoken in the beach towns of Los Angeles), the following word stems may be attached to the suffix -licious:

• De -licious
• Fabu -licious
• Booty -licious
• Ferga -licious

The following, on the other hand, may not be attached:

• Nutri -licious

The word "nutrilicious" may not be used, particularly when describing donuts. Other words that do not belong near donuts:

• Good for You!
• Egg Free
• Dairy Free
• No Hydrogenated Oils
• Healthy
• Vegan
• All Natural
• Cholesterol Free

So if you happen to be in Whole Foods and see a package of Nutrilicious Donut Holes with all of the above descriptors on the label...
Just say No.