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Dunkin' Donuts employee saves the day

We came across an interesting news item from Syracuse, New York. It seems that a female employee of Dunkin' Donuts was walking down the street with cash receipts from the store when she was accosted in broad daylight! Luckily, our quick-thinking heroine used a lit cigarette as a weapon to force the bad guy to drop the loot. Everyone knows you keep your hands off the kolaches and you don't touch the donut dough!