August 31, 2009

Team Do-Ho Rockets to Number Ten

As Do-Ho reaches the rank of Perfect Ten in her Fantasy Football League, she is reminded that there are two things Californians do well: Donuts and Soccer. Here's a little ode to both, penned by friends of Do-Ho in a moment of quiet reflection:

uh, yeah, uh, Long Beach in tha house,
uh yeah Oaktown, Oakland definitely in tha house hahaha
Frisco, Frisco
(Tupac) hey, you know LA is up in this
(Dre) Pasadena, where you at
yeah, Inglewood, Inglewood always up to no good
(Tupac) even Hollywood tryin to get a piece baby
(Dre) Sacramento, Sacramento where ya at? yeah
(Tupac) Throw it up y'all, throw it up, Throw it up
Let's show these fools how we do this on that west side
Cause you and I know it's tha best side
(Dre) yeah, That's right
west coast, west coast
uh, California Love
California Love

(Who out there does NOT think this is a fabulous theme song for Team Do-Ho??!)


Shauna said...

Ha ha ha! Who knew you were so versed in soccer, or should I say lucky?! Oh yes I did : )

Who is Do-Ho? said...

Thank you Shauna. I almost feel like I'm at a crossroads in my career path: Great American Pastry Researcher, Soccer Commentator, or International Rap Star?