No, you didn't accidentally stumble upon craigslist. A friend is moving countries (because no, they haven't yet figured out how to build a fence that keeps badgers out of America) so we are helping out by advertising a few items he has yet to unload.
1. Aluminum ladder ("Peeping Tom" model--gently used)
2. KEF 1000 series surround sound speakers
3. Karaoke machine--Thrown in for free, Miley Cyrus's greatest hit (duet, see below)
(Miley) I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess (whoa),
am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous
(Badger) My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Britney song was on
and a Britney song was on
and a Britney song was on
(Miley and Badger) So I put my hands up
They’re playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away
Noddin’ my head like yeah
Movin' my hips like yeah
I got my hands up,
They’re playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
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2 comments:
Howz that boy pronouncing the material what that ladder is made from? I'm not buying no nothin' off noone what can't talk right.
Dear Sam,
You sound like a nice young man. However, when you grow up you'll understand that it isn't nice to make fun of someone who has a funny accent. Or a horrible singing voice. Or a team that is nearly last. I know it is difficult to keep quiet about these things...do your best.
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