Team Do-Ho Hit By Mystery Disease: Falls Back to 22nd

Team Do-Ho players are battling a mysterious illness that has resulted in permanent deactivation of one player and a steep drop in the team's Fantasy Football League ranking. Early indicators point to possible contraction of so-called "lardass disease" (LAD), symptoms of which include weight gain, sluggishness and delayed reaction time on the field. Previously ranked number ten, Team Do-Ho has fallen to 22nd in the league. As an emergency measure, the team's manager has instituted a no-donut, no-churro policy.