August 24, 2009

Do-Ho Enters the Big Leagues of Soccer: Number 34 With a Bullet

All that training by members of Team Do-Ho has paid off--as of last night's results we were ranked 34 out of 78 teams in the Fantasy Football League. Our boys are looking good! Except for a couple of them, who don't seem to be pulling their weight. And after all, it's all about the weight! Do-Ho not only has a brighter outlook on life these days, but as her Fantasy Football team (that's soccer to us Yanks) moves up through the ranks, she actually feels more fit! It can't be her imagination that the menfolk are looking at her differently since she started actively playing the sport of following soccer.

One has to feel a bit sorry for friend Badger, whose FFL team seems to be in a downward spiral. And if he weren't all the way over in England Do-Ho would fly to his side with a box of yummy donuts to cheer him up. I hear that Posh Spice does this for Beckham all the time since they moved here and he lost his popularity with LA fans. I think I saw her in Krispy Kreme the other day, hiding behind her big glasses. We know it was you, Victoria! But we love that you stand by your man. Just a word to the wise: The story that donut holes don't have calories is actually an urban legend. Just thought you should know before your jeans get too tight.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hum Victoria Beckham going into a Krispy Kreme I don't believe it (ha, ha) I love the idea of buying donuts for someone, they really can cheer up your day. I think that David lost his popularity in America because he just wasn't playing good soccer over here and Victoria just never seems to smile.

moking1 said...

Donuts are great for everything!1 Not just for breakfast anymore! Next time I'm at a soccer game-I'm gonna have a donut!!

Who is Do-Ho? said...

Dear Anonymous--You mean some OTHER woman is buying David Beckham donuts at Krispy Kreme??! This is truly shocking news. The world of soccer is more scandalous than I thought!

Who is Do-Ho? said...

moking1, I agree, donuts are extremely versatile. Ever had one (or two) for a midnight snack? They really are a 24/7 treat!